tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50812962934270514242012-01-20T11:24:13.082-08:00PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-15593401797960549752011-04-01T16:23:00.000-07:002011-04-01T16:25:54.512-07:00

PZN has learned our sexy chief has left the building. Earlier today, he tweeted the following: "All. Plz forgiv me. Really tired now. I'm sorry. Lost my way. Finished w/all this. Over it. Onto bettr things. Lov u all. See ya." We have no further details. R.I.P. Photogzilla.

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Jesh De Rox. What the hell happened to you? That's the question we were asking in our minds last night. In fact, we've been wondering that about Jesh for years now. And we know thousands of photographers have been waiting for our beloved Photogzilla to chime in. Yes. Pun intended right therrr. And more puns to follow. Cause we can't help it. So some quick background for those who were confused

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The staff at PZN consists of mostly party loving underachievers that can't seem to stay on track when it comes to assignments taking place in the great city of Las Vegas (and we're greatly understaffed btw). However, out of thousands of people that  descended on sin city this past week, we know there are a few photogs out there that actually were coherent enough to not only attend the different

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At PZN, we not only employ a great team of illiterate writers & lazy researchers, we are also fortunate enough to have some of the most kick-ass fashion designers & stylists working to dress Photogzilla each day. It's part of the rockstar persona we need to stay on top of. Some call it branding. We call it sexy-hotness-others-can-envy. After all, the chief carries his back-up equipment in Louis

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-45511373054035011672010-11-14T07:23:00.000-08:002010-11-19T08:00:43.379-08:00

In our ongoing investigation into the "A Girl In A Chair Workshop" money making scheme, organized by Jasmine Star & YWD Magazine, the PZN staff tracked down the original creator of the images that were used to promote the workshop. Our sexy chief Photogzilla interviewed the owner of the editorial images, who we identified in our earlier report as Norma Lopez Molina. The images used by the

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One of our PZN staff members snuck into what was advertised as an editorial workshop, where there would be constructive learning and sharing of valuable ideas worth someone shelling out $1,000+.  Sadly, it wasn't that at all. Turns out, it was just another gangbang. Poor ripped off photographers aimlessly shooting around a model as clueless as the instructor who's concerned mostly about

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-605693764193431662010-11-04T14:42:00.000-07:002010-11-05T12:42:56.873-07:00

One of our staffers in the office has been getting a lot of scam emails from Nigeria. He even tried to go through one hoping he would make $15 million dollars for helping a dying old man move some money from an off shore account. Sadly, after losing $3,000 via Western Union to some guy in Nigeria, our staffer learned the hard way. So to avoid making the same naive mistake, we helped him install

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-27964087799627792162010-11-01T21:30:00.000-07:002011-03-24T20:47:22.174-07:00

Do you know who Jasmine Juarez is? Or maybe Jasmine de la Torre. Or could it even be Jasmine Tower? Oh wait. You may be more familiar with Jasmine STAR. Sorry. We forgot. This is the alleged alias that's used most of the time. Or is it her real name? What is her real name? Why would someone use a fake name anyway? Especially if we are "keepin it real," as she often likes to say. Let's put on

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-44629355913225317622010-10-09T09:28:00.000-07:002010-10-12T20:29:31.997-07:00

You've seen them. They pollute the Twitter air with their trash, their friend's trash, and anything else they can pile on to stink up your social network time online. We're talking about people that you wish you could say something to, but were too afraid to say something and come off rude. The problem is, these people are quite self serving, and not trying to genuinely connect with you. And you

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-9265975590332492872010-10-06T12:20:00.000-07:002010-12-23T00:35:47.297-08:00

PZN was mailed this blog draft copy that Doug Boutwell (pronounced butt'well we think) reportedly wrote, but never published. We couldn't figure out why after comparing what he actually posted on his blog, because we really agreed with this version below. We also have to warn you that both Doug Boutwell and his friends, like the Becker, use profane language like its their job. Please make sure

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The little surfers who sacrificed their wet suits for the sake of making a quick buck on cheap bags by ripping off naive newbie photographers have apparently been given a dose of reality. After our story was published a few days ago, Shootsac made an announcement today that they would be having a Shootsac Outlet sale. Details are scarce at this time, but it appears PZN's friends at the Wine

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-1517344772972805822010-08-05T21:46:00.000-07:002010-08-12T19:09:47.184-07:00

Holy Dunkin' Donuts Batman! It seems like its been forever, doesn't it? We got many loving emails, direct messages, threatening letters sprayed with perfume, and a couple of lovely fruit baskets asking where the hell PZN had gone off to. Well, the PZN staff was given a long needed break while our sexy chief Photogzilla was off shooting weddings and other nonsense; hot women, clubs, booze, sex,

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-75738584647053071792010-05-18T09:17:00.000-07:002010-08-12T19:14:44.911-07:00

Risking life and limb, PZN's own sexy chief Photogzilla went under cover this past Sunday to a secret meeting that was called the night before Escalate Live was to begin. After he managed to leave undetected, he was kidnapped by two assailants and driven all night to an unknown location. After bribing his captives, he managed to escape and hitch a ride from a chicken farmer. His camera was lost

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PZN is not responsible for the claims and constant plugs of books, workshops, and services throughtout the Escalate Live presentation. Live TV : Ustream

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Branding. You work your ass off creating one for yourself and your business. You want to have an appealing image that tells people your ass is successful, reliable, trustworthy, and just the whole kitchen caboodle of the century. All this is what makes people volunteer over their checkbooks to you...You're a freakin' rockstar and everyone wants a piece of your ass.  Public Relations. This is the

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-71873969304884558122010-05-14T14:13:00.000-07:002010-11-02T00:56:49.913-07:00

PZN is growing! (kinda) We want to unoffically extend an offer to David Jay to become the newest member of our staff (we're offering minimum wage). After years of being a sappy man on the verge of tears and secretly being a person who reportedly detests gay people (strangely), he has decided to take a turn in his approach to life. For this reason, he is now being considered by our staff to be an

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-41853175698855219922010-05-05T14:44:00.000-07:002010-05-14T09:36:01.124-07:00

Who knew Photogzilla was so popular? He's so famous, it hurts. Now that he's ranked so high, you have to acknowledge his awesome sex appeal and rockstar popularity. The numbers don't lie. Of course not. (flame on!) Don't believe everything someone tells you. PZN doesn't buy the above numbers either because its not based on the whole truth because you're only shown a part of the story. If you're

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-76727326325521790972010-04-30T22:56:00.000-07:002010-05-02T08:10:36.614-07:00

Photographers try to connect with their website visitors in some intimate ways to garner their attention and stand out in the client's memory. Some use simple descriptions of who they are and what they like. Some share how many kids they have, how many dogs, or what their favorite foods are even. Then there are some that think it's okay to let people know that they were a victim of a sex crime.

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New development: PZN has been keeping a close eye on ticket sales, and with only 26 days left to sell tickets priced at $256.22, the organizers of Escalate Live have sold ONLY 220 tickets. This is a far reach from the 600 seats of cash flow Dane Sanders & company were looking forward to pocket. With numerous attendees jumping off after realizing this train was taking them and their wallets for a

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MEMO FROM PHOTOGZILLA Do you remember elementary school? Do you remember how you got a report card about all the subjects you were taking? Math. Science. English. Social Studies. Music. Even gym. Now it's time to grade yourself as a photographer. First, you're going to do this on your own. And you're gonna like it whether you hate it or not. Sit your ass down and let's start with just the basics

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Dear Escalate Live Speakers: PZN has received numerous requests from concerned photographers who have either bought a ticket to Escalate LIVE or were thinking about going but have now changed their mind. Some are even trying to get a refund or sell their ticket to some other poor chap. They are really worried and would like to know exactly what are they getting for letting each one of you make

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Photogzilla Rockstar has been thoroughly confused since the inception of EscalateLIVE went public just as we at PZN have been, along with many wedding photographers deciding whether they should even flush down the money to go. It was only a few weeks ago that Colonel Sanders (aka @DaneSanders) began promoting the baajesus out of @escalateLIVE. Along with his co-speakers, who have garnered an army

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How many of you have made a mistake and learned from it? Now, how many of you made 2, 3, or 10 mistakes, and still keep repeating it essentially making yourself to look like a buffoon? After someone goes through some revealing and introspective experiences, they begin to act & do things differently. Such as a drug addict that goes through an intervention & treatment. You would think a new path of

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Sad is the word that comes to mind. Mr. Scott Bourne continues to deny his wrongdoing and still has not clarified his position with the facts regarding why he is advertising to be an instructor in a workshop for nude photography. He is not qualified for this position yet stands to profit from a $1500 per person workshop. It is also disappointing that Ms. Bambi Cantrell continues to support this

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-7854657326896933042010-04-05T14:35:00.000-07:002010-04-08T16:02:05.550-07:00

Backpedaling is something we at PZN have been seeing ever since Photogzilla Rockstar came on the scene and began exposing silly photographers trying to take advantage of the industry. Of course, they can try to blind others and dilly dally trying to put on their PR hats, but Photogzilla is keeping his monster eye out. A few hours ago, PZN reported that wildlife photographer Scott Bourne was

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PZN News - April 5, 2010 - Wildlife photographer Scott Bourne is planning to teach a nude photography workshop and has just confirmed he has only shot 3 nude sessions that he was actually commissioned for by clients. Mr. Bourne is now soliciting photographers to pay him $1500 to teach a two day workshop on the subject. In his Twitter comment, Mr. Bourne replied to a user, who retweeted our

PHOTOGZILLA★noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5081296293427051424.post-32586127606979478862010-03-27T13:38:00.000-07:002010-04-08T15:55:28.172-07:00

PZN is proud to release its first short story, "The Triangle of Seduction" by our resident author Photogzilla Rockstar. *All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. All grammar and spelling mistakes are not meant for teachers to grade.* It was a dark late night. Jessi sat there with a glass of wine thinking about

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Wheeling, WV - March 24, 2030 - Twenty years after doing the wedding photography industry a huge favor by disappearing, sister and brother @scarlettlillian & @stephenknuth have turned up hiding in an isolated inbreeding valley located in the Southern Appalachia part of West Virginia. Back in 2010, a few short weeks after the couple was newly engaged, things came to light when Scarlett Lillian was

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